Percy Jackson - The gods?

Luckily, I am not a Demigod. Unluckily my boss is Apollo, a god. Fortunately, Apollo things that my spunk is cool so I don't get blown to bits. But, yeah, they can be huge blow holes when it comes to you guys! Yesterday, I was visiting Mt. Olympus for a leisurely visit and one of Aphrodite's daughters got complimented by a satyr, but he didn't compliment Aphrodite so she turned him into a slug. She was kinder to her daughter though. Her daughter is still alive and well, as a gorgon. Now, Medusa has company!